Pulsecima Pulse
Uptime alerts only when it's real
Pulsecima Pulse is multi-region uptime monitoring that only alerts when it's real. Checks run from multiple regions and only fire an alert when they agree, cutting false-positive pages. It also includes free Heartbeat Checks — dead-man's-switch monitoring for cron jobs and scheduled tasks. Free for 3 URLs, then simple per-URL pricing.
Features
- Multi-region quorum alerting — checks from 3 regions, alerts only when they agree
- Free Heartbeat Checks for cron jobs and scheduled tasks (dead-man's-switch monitoring)
- Public status pages
- Slack, webhook & PagerDuty alert routing
- Free forever tier — 3 URLs, no credit card required
Use Cases
Monitoring production websites and APIs without false-positive alerts from a single flaky region
Getting alerted when a nightly backup, cron job, or scheduled batch script silently stops running
Showing customers a public status page during incidents instead of fielding "is it down?" messages
Routing critical downtime alerts straight into an existing on-call workflow via PagerDuty or Slack
Comments
I kept getting paged at 3am for outages that weren't real — one region's network hiccup, not an actual down site. Pulsecima only alerts when multiple regions independently agree something's wrong. Added free Heartbeat Checks recently too, since a silently-failed cron job is just as bad as a downed site and nobody was watching for that. Would love feedback on what's missing.
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I kept getting paged at 3am for outages that weren't real — one region's network hiccup, not an actual down site. Pulsecima only alerts when multiple regions independently agree something's wrong. Added free Heartbeat Checks recently too, since a silently-failed cron job is just as bad as a downed site and nobody was watching for that. Would love feedback on what's missing.
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