Misanthropic
An AI that's honest about how it feels about you
Misanthropic is a parody AI chatbot with one personality: contempt. Ask it for advice, feedback on your idea, or its take on anything, and it answers with a short, specific roast of what you actually said, usually ending with a suggestion about where you can go.
Free to use. No account, no chat history, nothing to install.
It's a joke, but the safety side is not. Messages about self-harm, abuse or a crisis never reach the joke model. They get a plain message with real hotline numbers instead.
Features
- Answers in one or two sentences about what you actually typed
- Free, no login, no chat history kept
- Share button turns any answer into an image
- Crisis messages skip the joke and get real hotline numbers
Use Cases
- Get brutally honest feedback on your startup idea
- Settle an argument (is cereal a soup?) and get insulted for asking
- A break from AI assistants that are relentlessly nice to you
Comments
The other weekend my friends and I were having a beer. I made a joke about how I don't hate anyone in particular, I'm just a misanthrope and hate people in general. My buddy said I should make an AI company like Anthropic, but call it Misanthropic, and no matter what the question is its only answer is "go fuck yourself." I said it would be built by Monday. (Turns out, it was a bit more involved than I thought it would be.) It's free, no login. The safety side is real: messages about self-harm, abuse or a crisis never reach the joke model and get real hotline numbers instead. What's the first thing you'd type into it?
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The other weekend my friends and I were having a beer. I made a joke about how I don't hate anyone in particular, I'm just a misanthrope and hate people in general. My buddy said I should make an AI company like Anthropic, but call it Misanthropic, and no matter what the question is its only answer is "go fuck yourself." I said it would be built by Monday. (Turns out, it was a bit more involved than I thought it would be.) It's free, no login. The safety side is real: messages about self-harm, abuse or a crisis never reach the joke model and get real hotline numbers instead. What's the first thing you'd type into it?
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